Anniversary Cards to Make You + the Recipient Laugh

How do you feel about funny cards? Do you prefer to keep it serious or do you love the laugh? I have a hard time being serious, and whenever my anniversary (or any holiday, really) rolls around, I tend to go for the funny card.  With that in mind, I’ve designed new anniversary cards with some of my favorite funny marriage/relationship sayings.

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Free + Funny Anniversary Cards

Anniversary cards don’t have to be lovey-dovey, let’s make them funny instead.

1. I’m Yours. No Refunds.

2. I’m so glad I tricked you into marrying me.

3. Holy Shit, We’re still married!

4. I love you more than food.

5. If you’re lucky enough to find a weirdo, never let them go.

6. I plan on bugging you every single day, for the rest of our lives.

7. You’re the only one I want to annoy forever.

8. I’m in this for your cute butt. Oh, & Happy Anniversary.

9. Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me. Then I remember, I put up with you.

10. I love you with all my boobs.  I would say my heart, but my boobs are bigger.

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